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Christmas In Hell

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

Christmas comes but once a year. (Or should I say “the holidays?”) Anyway, ’tis the season to be jolly… And the time for much mirth-making and holiday parties, regardless of who or what you are celebrating. When your humble writer lived in that big Southern California town that consumes most of Northern California’s water, a musician/journalist friend would hold his annual holiday party. Besides being a somewhat in-demand multi-instrumentalist, our host was a music columnist for the L.A. Weekly, then later a TV columnist for the L.A. Times. As a result, he’s picked up some notable acquaintances. So at the annual festivities, along with his nobody friends, there would be a smattering of celebrity. No bigtime movie stars, really, just folks that a fairly intellectual, thirty-something journalist/musician would meet living and working in L.A.

And among the ranks of the non-famous was yours truly, who given the right circumstances (and blood alcohol level) can be truly embarrassing. Case in point, a late arrival to one annual soiree is a white-haired gentleman in a matching suit and his lovely lady. This writer having reached the requisite reading on the obnoxious meter, says in a too-loud voice, “Hey, who’s DAD is THAT?”

“Dude, that’s Van Dyke Parks.”

Needless to say, my size 9 1/2 cowboy boot did not taste so good and was hard to extract due to my new under two foot tall stature.

Van Dyke Parks circa 1972Van Dyke Parks — a grand sounding name… And perhaps one of the coolest people to walk the face of this earth. A child actor, boy genius, composer, music producer, Van Dyke Parks entered the hallowed ground of pop culture as lyricist for the Beach Boys on their mega-legendary, unreleased SMILE album recorded in 1967 in the lysergic haze after The Boys’ surfing teen-idol peak. That alone is enough to pin the cool meter for lifetime, but Mr. Parks then went on to be something of a house producer for Warner/Reprise Records in the ’70s working with Little Feat, Ry Cooder, Bonnie Raitt, Randy Newman, and as a keyboard sideman for Ringo Starr, Carly Simon, Harry Nilsson, and many, many others — not to mention scoring a score (or more) of feature films. Van Dyke Parks in the 90s

But I digress. Sorry. What I really should be writing about here is The Simpsons Movie. Jeez, the boss will have my ‘nads… How do I make the segue?

Well, as our luck would have it, two other frequenters of this Hancock Park holiday hang were a DJ with a semi-popular show on L.A.’s NPR station and a local cartoonist. Said cartoonist did a long running strip called Life In Hell that lampooned life in L.A. via a rabbit named Binky and a fez-wearing gay couple called Akbar and Jeff.

Turns out the producer of the Tracy Ullman Show (remember that one?) James L. Brooks (known for a ton of movies including Broadcast News, Terms Of Endearment, War Of The Roses, and Bottle Rocket) caught wind of Life In Hell and wanted the cartoonist to work up an animated version to be used as “bumpers” on the Ullman show. Fortunately for us, the rights for the strip no longer belonged to the cartoonist, so he worked up a new concept featuring a dysfunctional ‘toon family. And the rest, kiddies, is mega-millions history for Matt Groening.

The other guest at that party..? The NPR DJ? That would be Harry Shearer, the bass player of Spinal Tap and now the voice of Smithers, Burns, Principal Skinner and nearly every other minor character on The Simpsons.


Just in time to add to all the holiday fun is the release of the long-awaited The Simpsons Movie. If you missed it on the big screen, here’s your chance to enjoy it on the small.

And while you’re out enjoying the holiday revelry, remember to keep a civil tongue in your mouth… Cheers!

Streaming My Life Away

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

WATCH NOWOr maybe the title should be “I’m Only Streaming” or even “We Like To Watch”… So what on God’s big blue-green, wet, wild and spinning orb am I on about? OK pilgrim, here’s the scoop, the skinny, the inside, the hard facts, the low down (on the down low, of course): BitTorrent has launched Watch Now. Over 1000 movies and TV episodes available to watch immediately, and for FREE (why do I always feel compelled to capitalize that word?).

So if installing Facebook apps doesn’t take up all your 9-to-5 time, then catch a flick on Watch Now. Hell, do both at once. It’s called multitasking, young ‘un… And don’t let anyone try to tarnish your highly-cultivated self-esteem with any talk of “slacking” or “goofing off.” You have to keep current on what’s happening, right? (But we do advise that you minimize the screen when the boss walks by…).

I Stream Of Jeannie

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

I wonder if employers ever speculate about (and grieve over) the gazillions of collective man-hours of worker productivity that have gone straight out the porthole since the advent of online video (i.e., YouTube and the shoulder-to-shoulder, interlaced phalanx of uninspired me-toos that stretch uninterrupted to the digitally-rendered Frank Miller horizon).

I Stream Of JeannieNow picture this awesome future, dear oracles (Delphi not Ellison)… If somehow your favorite swarming, peer-assisted data-transfer technology could somehow be used to increase the speed and quality of streaming video — so that high-resolution, full-screen long-form videos and movies could be available instantly at your desktop.

And what if all this was free? Neuron-numbing, no?

Could you imagine even less labor going on in the myriad cubicles clustered across this great land as a result of this innovation? The mindless, raging behemoth that is the American economy would gasp, stumble and fall face first into the unforgiving dust of history…

Now, I’m no subversive and you can call me a pie-eyed dreamer, but with all the geniuses crossing lightsabers around the hallways here at BitTorrent, you’d have to speculate that one (or perhaps several) would pause flying their RC helicopters long enough to perfect this technological advancement.

And when they do, just imagine…

Screw You, Nostalgia!

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

So what the hell happened to originality? I mean seriously. For every Lost we’ve got a TMNT movie. For every Sopranos and Shield we’ve got three more CSI. Holy hell. CSI. Really? Is it that good? Seriously?! And now there’s Bionic Woman. Did anyone watch that? I feel a little sorry for the rest of the folks that did. I mean, sure the acting was bad, but at least the dialogue sucked too. It made me want to gouge my eye out and not get it replaced with “anthracites” or whatever the hell the show called their nanotech. Thanks for dumbing down my world, NBC. I don’t want to have to think too much about TV anyways. Amazing to think shows like that can be made, but Firefly gets dumped after one season.

Knight Rider Now they’re redoing Knight Rider. Jesus. You’ve got to be kidding me. Was the show that good? Sure you THINK it was that good, because nostalgia, like love and Stevie Wonder, is blind, but go check it out again. It was 30 minutes of The ‘Hoff acting like the freakin’ master of disguise, followed by him getting captured, and then 10 minutes of KITT trying to save his ass. And didn’t anyone realize that maybe, just MAYBE a car wasn’t the best partner for someone who keeps getting captured?

Michael: KITT, help me! They’ve set the building on fire, and I’m tied to a chair and can’t get loose!
KITT: Where are you, Michael?
Michael: I’m in the basement of this building!
KITT: Uhhh, the basement?
Michael: Yeah.
Kitt: Fuck.

Since I can’t fight this nostalgia route of Hollywood, I might as well join in. Here’s my remake wish-list.

Beastmaster2Beastmaster - Let’s have Doolittle the Barbarian come back. There’s excessive violence for the guys, Women folk get an overly tanned dude with a waxed chest, and children can enjoy the ferrets! Fun for the whole family.

Manimal - Millionaire playboy Jonathan Chase changes into animals, fights crime. ‘Nuff said.

The Greatest American Hero
- A guy gets an alien suit of unfathomable power…and loses the instructions! That’s a brilliant premise. Especially in this day and age when America appears to be this looming super powered Death Star to the rest of the world (if you don’t believe me, read any paper from another country), we need a superhero with immense power that can also say “hey, I don’t quite know what I’m doing!”

Small Wonder - She was like The Terminator, but a 10 year old girl in a dress. Lonely fan boys around the world squeal with glee.

Those are my suggestions. Any shows I might have missed?

Publish Or Perish!

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

If you’re a musician, filmmaker, video wiz, or happen to have a game or two you created on a hard drive somewhere, then you owe it to yourself to become a publisher on BitTorrent.

Our new self-publishing platform allows independent artists the ability to host and promote their work to our global audience of over 160 Million users. Once you’re set up to Publish on BitTorrent!publish, our editors will review your work for listing alongside titles from the world’s leading movie studios, TV networks and record labels.

Do you have what it takes? Then contact us to be considered for inclusion in our BitTorrent Publisher program. Let us know what you do and be sure to include a link to a sample if you can.

Once you’ve published your stuff, you might find yourself profiled in our weekly newsletter just like other BitTorrent Publishers like Goodnight Burbank, dotBOOM, Something To Be Desired, Bikini News, TEDTalks, and many others.

Publish or perish…

God Save The Court Jester

Friday, September 28th, 2007

Coexist ComedyGlory, glory hallelujah! I went and saw The Coexist? Comedy Tour that came through sunny San Francisco. Hot damn. The theme of the tour is different folks from different religions coming together to make racist comments in unity. Good times.

My friend Keith (an atheist) hosted the whole shebang and was joined by a Christian, a Jew, and a few Muslims. Now, I was expecting an Indian Hindu (he was on the bill) but he got LOST on his way to the club. Apparently, “bad Asian drivers” refers to the South West along with the South East of Asia. Go figure. So what did we get in exchange for our missing Hindu? Two more Muslims. I guess that’s the going exchange rate for one missing Indian (thanks Keith).

So obviously I like awkward and edgy humor (though I hate that term “edgy”). The Comedians Of Comedy Tour is coming to SF in December, and I have my ticket in hand. If you haven’t seen this lineup, it includes local oddity Brent Weinbach and the adorable hobbit Patton Oswalt. Patton OswaltThere will be plenty of Star Wars jokes and maybe some political comments thrown in for good measure. Maybe. For those of you who can’t make The Comedians Of Comedy live show, then check out the movie! The flick is unreal, and plays out like some kind of comedic Dirty Dozen (even though there’s 15 people). The lineup includes Dana Gould, Bob Odenkirk, and bitchy, sarcastic, yet somehow wide-eyed and innocent Sarah Silverman. Did you see her at the MTV Music Awards? It was the very definition of awkward. Apparently you can’t imply that Amy Winehouse is Jewish because she’s got a big nose without striking up a little controversy.

Where the hell was Steven Wright for the last ten years? I thought he died in a grease fire, but I guess that was just a rumor I made up. He’s back and his new stand up is as dry as ever, and means he won’t have to be remembered as the radio DJ in Reservoir Dogs.
Daniel ToshOne of my favorite comedians right now is Daniel Tosh. I caught some stand-up he did for Comedy Central and I was hooked! He’s sort of like a smart Dane Cook, except funny. I have since bought Daniel Tosh’s CD, seen him three times live, and even sat outside his window for hours at a time without him knowing it! Creepy, I know, but he won’t return my phone calls, so it’s come down to this.

On the other side of those funny folks are some dark and dreary artists that are more a depressing gimmick than actual entertainers. I’m talking of course about the blue collar comedians (Ron White, Some Other Guy, Larry The Cable Guy, and Jeff Foxworthy). Poor Jeff Foxworthy. He and his moustache couldn’t hack it saying “you know you’re a redneck if…”, so he now has to match wits with 5th graders. So sad. Some of you out there probably don’t share my tastes. A lot of you think The Blue Collar Comedy Tour was great and Larry the Cable Guy is one funny redneck. You’re probably saying “TONS of people love that stuff, so obviously there’s got to be a reason it’s popular!” Well tons of people like asparagus and pedophilia, but I can’t get behind those either.

Lenny BruceCheck out the roots of standup if you want to see what funny really is. Legends like Lenny Bruce, Robin Williams, and Paul Mooney still run comedic laps around the new kids. Well, Lenny Bruce can’t, ’cause he’s dead. Enjoy!

Ten Music Videos Your Hard Drive Is Craving

Friday, September 14th, 2007

Chemical Bros1. Chemical Brothers - Do It Again
Better living through chemistry

Justice2. Justice - D.A.N.C.E.
The French just want to B.O.O.G.I.E.

Bonde Do Role3. Bonde Do Role - Solta O Frango
Portuguese for “Untie The Chicken”

Charlotte Gainsbourg4. Charlotte Gainsbourg - The Songs That We Sing
Daddy’s Girl?

A Band Of Bees5. A Band Of Bees - Who Cares What The Question Is?
Creating a big buzz

Loney, Dear6. Loney, Dear - Saturday Waits
Poker playing dogs

Bloc Party7. Bloc Party - The Prayer
We wanna party with these blockheads

John Vanderslice8. John Vanderslice - Time To Go
Indie rocker has tiny telephone

Magic Numbers9. The Magic Numbers - This Is A Song
Win the twee lottery

Caribou10. Caribou - Melody Day
Honey, where’s my deer rifle?

Fantastic Four Writer Talks BitTorrent, JLA And The Shape Of Static To Come

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

Last week we wrote about Fantastic Four issue #549 where FF arch-nemesis The Wizard cloned fellow villain Klaw, a being of pure sound, through a sample obtained on BitTorrent. This week we got a chance to talk to current FF writer Dwayne McDuffie and we posed a lot of hard-hitting questions about his mystery projects for TV and Marvel, the fate of Klaw, and what Dwayne’s currently downloading (through completely legal means).

Dwayne McDuffie
BitTorrent: So did The Wizard use a private or public tracker?

Dwayne McDuffie: (laughter) I don’t know! That’s a good question…

BT: OK, no problem. So how did the idea come about to use Klaw and bring him back?

DM: Well Klaw is a classic Black Panther villain and classic Fantastic Four villain. Since the Panther is currently in the FF, it seemed pretty obvious for me to bring him back. But Klaw’s continuity is very convoluted right now, and I wanted to use him without stopping the story to explain where he came from. I kind of thought of it as a joke and the more I thought of it the more I liked it.

BT: That’s awesome! I was floored when I picked up that issue and saw that in there. I freakin’ love that it was The Wizard of all people who brought him back using BT. I’m a little insulted and a little intrigued at the same time that one of the biggest super villains uses BitTorrent, though I like that he’s riding the wave of technology…

DM: Kind of makes you wonder what else is out there.

BT: Right right! Exactly. I recently posed the question “Is there potential for a Klaw mass army?”

DM: It certainly seems to be open to that, but I first set things up so the actual Klaw, whatever that device is that controls him that’s necessary to hold him together, I imagine there’s a lot of copies of him out there, but they’re useless without one of the devices, and one of the people smart enough to make it. But that certainly opens up some possibilities in the future. A whole squadron of Klaws.

BT: Well with the Fantastic Four you’ve also got Black Bolt, another sound character. I posed the question: Is it possible to have a Black Bolt Cold War? Or is there even the technology in the Marvel Universe to do that?

Blackbolt
DM: Well I don’t think it’s a special quality in the sound. It’s the amplitude of it. It’s just very loud and carries a lot of energy.

BT: (feeling like an idiot) Oh.

DM: So recording it consider this: First, good luck finding a microphone, and second it wouldn’t go louder than your speakers.

BT: Well now you’re doing the Justice League comic, so how did you get attached to it? I followed your run on the Justice League cartoons, and I love your work on Static Shock, so how did you get hooked up on the comic?

DM: Well that’s pretty much how. I had done the cartoon and that was over, and Justice League was in the middle of a very popular run from a New York Times bestseller [Brad Meltzer] and that was almost over and he was moving on, and DC was trying to think of someone to take over and my name came up!

BT: How do you like writing team books versus, say, Deathlok or Static. What’s the difference for you?

DM: I actually prefer to write solo books even though I’ve become the team guy.

BT: Why do you prefer solo?
JLAnimated
DM: Well you can really, really explore one character a great deal more. You have to be really careful in a team book to not let it turn into a soap opera. I enjoy writing team books, but it’s a LOT more direct and you can just go deeper in a solo book. You’re going to find out more about Batman in Batman than you will in Justice League. Although the flip-side of that is, in Justice League you will see sides of Batman you won’t see in his own book, just like how we’re different with our parents than with our friends than with the people we work with. You see different facets of characters, but probably not to the depth. Your friends don’t know you as well as your wife.

BT: It seems like you always include a lot of humor in your books and I remember reading that you enjoy writing comedy and it seems you get a lot of that in Fantastic Four and you get more of that in a team book than a solo book, so how does that feel to you?

DM: That’s probably true. Although in a solo book you do the same thing with the supporting cast. I’m kind of old fashion and think that comic books, in particular superhero books, are supposed to be fun and I have no trouble doing dark stories and dealing with serious issues but there’s fun in life, and if you want to reflect life, you have to have fun with it.

BT: It’s interesting because you’re known for a lot of your work on Milestone and a lot of your work on Static Shock a “kids” TV show, and it’s interesting that you’re very much into putting fun into your work and you’re also known for the dealing with heavy issues.

DM: I don’t think that’s as contradictory as it seems on the surface. I think that if you’re going to deal with serious stuff you don’t want to be ponderous. And humor is a part of life.

BT: I was talking to a friend of mine at Isotope Comics about how there’s very few African American writers represented in mainstream comics and James [of Isotope] was saying there’s so many British writers in the industry and virtually NO black British writers. Also I read in an article about how you were saying there’s still a lot of racism in Hollywood and the comic industry, so how does that affect you now that you’ve been in the business for over 20 years?

DM: Well when you’ve got a job that’s very competitive and very difficult to get into, when you add race into that, it’s just that much more difficult. So it’s not surprising that it’s harder, but maybe it’s surprising in comics at just how difficult it is. Justice League of America is the second book in my 20 year career that someone else assigned me that I’m the regular writer to. I had only done fill-ins, mini-series, or teamed up with other people to do books.
Underworld
When I came in to the business, only Christopher Priest, who was Jim Owsley back then, he was the only writer. Now, I’m only talking about the mainstream. There’s always been guys publishing their own stuff. But otherwise, there’s very few guys. Right now there’s three [African American writers] at Marvel which is unheard of. One guy is the head of BET and made 100 million dollar movies, the other has created a movie franchise, and I came out of TV. A lot of people who read me in comics now didn’t know I wrote comics. The bar is pretty high to get in and as Reggie [Hudlin] and Kevin [Grevioux] succeed and as I succeed, it’ll create more opportunities for people. I hope the next guy doesn’t have to wait 20 years.

BT: It seems that in an industry that’s based on pop culture, that things like race and sex would take a backseat…

DM: Well think about it, half the population is female, and how many female writers are there?

BT: Right exactly what I mean. It seems like that wouldn’t be an issue in this time. It’s 2007 how can that be going on?

DM: Well I think because particularly when we’re talking about superhero stuff, it’s male power fantasies — a very specific identification. And there’s a lot of really complex issues twisting around the stuff. And people don’t like to think about it and we don’t like to think about why we identify with someone and don’t identify with someone else, but it’s all there. People who read Milestone books saw that it was a contemporary superhero line. I think there were maybe three story lines of the 250 comics we did that were explicitly about race. But just the fact that it was so rare to see people who weren’t white guys as the heroes, people thought “race, race, race” and I kept hearing we were a black line, and we had the single most diverse line in the history of comics, not just black.
Static Shock Comic

BT: Do you think the fact that you had such diversity gave people the image Milestone was a black line?

DM: Well we had a book with a Korean lady, a Cuban lady, our team book was mostly Dominican but people couldn’t see it. And I thought Static was a totally appropriate book for people who kind of… I made Static because I missed the old Spider-Man. I liked the idea of a teen contemporary hero, and at the time Spider-Man was grown, married, lived in a loft and stuff which was cool, but that wasn’t the part that I liked. Static did very poorly in comics, but was a hit on TV.

BT: What do you attribute to the power of it being on TV?

DM: I think people are, in TV, a little more used to seeing people who don’t look like them. Just a little bit. Not a lot, but enough to make a difference.

BT: Is that because it’s a smaller market in comics…?
StaticAnimated
DM: Yeah it’s a much smaller base of people. What, it’s half a million people? Two million people? I don’t know how many versus, you know, eight or nine million kids. Kids that haven’t made up their mind about this kind of stuff. So they look at it “Ooh he shoots electricity! Cool!”

BT: So do we have a chance that Static will come back?

DM: Always a chance. We have discussions now and then. Nothing’s gone very far, but, you know, it was very popular so it’s hard for me to imagine that we won’t see him in one form or another.

BT: You know I loved all the crossover stuff that happened. You’ve got Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, then Static Shock and Zeta, and Batman Beyond on top of that. So it was cool to see all of that come back around.

DM: Yeah It was kind of fun! None of that was intended to be in the same universe, so it was back engineered into that. Actually Static is the one that screws that up the most. We had to ignore a line from that to make it work.

BT: What was the problem with Static?

DM: In one of the first episodes Virgil makes a reference to Superman being Clark Kent; a pop culture reference. And then three years later he meets Clark Kent and doesn’t know he’s Superman.

BT : So you just kind of sweep that one under.

DM: But we forgot about that part.

BT: Did fans point that one out?

DM: No, no we knew it when we did it, but when we did the show at the beginning it wasn’t part of the same universe.

BT: Last week you mentioned that you were working on something with a deadline of Monday, and I also read that you were working on some new project that you couldn’t talk about yet…

Ben10
DM: I’ve got a mini-series I’m doing for Marvel which will be announced in a couple weeks I think, which is sort of a return home for me. I’m a story editor on Ben 10 which is a show that’s been running for about four years, but we’re doing a revamp of it…

BT: Right, he’s going to be fifteen, correct?

DM: Yup! So we’re working hard on those. And as always, I’m JUST ahead of the gun. I’m finishing up Fantastic Four. I’ve got two or three more issues of those, and then gearing up for Justice League which means reading everything DC’s got. Which is a lot!

BT: Were you a Marvel or a DC fan going up?

DM: I was a Marvel fan. I didn’t really get into DC until, like Watchmen. I got that, Dark Knight Returns and that was around the period I got into DC. But I always read Legion of Super Heroes. I didn’t read any other stuff, and it didn’t matter to me too much. But I read all Marvel.

BT: I remember reading in a Marvel Bullpen article back in 1988 that your goal was to write Fantastic Four. That was one of your unfulfilled ambitions…

DM: Other than Little Lulu, that’s my favorite comic!

BT: So how does that feel now? Now that you’re finished up a solid seven or eight issues, right?

DM: I think I’m doing 10 of them.

BT: How do you feel about that now? What’s your ambition? What’s your drive?

DM: Well I’ve had the opportunity to write everyone I want to write, so now it’s just if there’s a story I want to tell.

BT: Can we expect to see more in Hollywood? And some more TV writing and things like that too?

DM: I’m doing a bunch of stuff on Ben 10, and I created a new show for BET which is animated but will be a prime-time science fiction series.

BT: Oh cool! Kind of a mature audience for that one?

DM: Uh, yeah. VERY mature.

BT: What’s that one called?

DM: You know, a name hasn’t cleared, so it’s kind of a pain in the butt.
Right now they’re calling it War God, but I don’t think that one’s going to stick. It’s very cool…there’s nothing like it.

BT: Can you tell us anything about it?

DM: No…

BT: Nothing! Other than War God is the name in progress…?

DM: It’s science fiction, it’s contemporary and a lot of action.

Dr. Who
BT: Back to the BitTorrent thing. Do you use BitTorrent yourself?

DM: DO I?!

(Long silence)

BT: OK…WHAT do you use BitTorrent for?

(Laughter then silence)

BT: Now, I don’t have any lawyers in the room, I’d like to make that clear, and even though we’re on the up and up, I won’t pass this on to any authorities. So…

DM: British TV.

BT: Like Doctor Who and Peep Show?

DM: Doctor Who. IT Crowd. You know. Ironically, there’s a BitTorrent episode of IT Crowd about how wrong it is to do that.

BT: Really! I’m going to have to find that…

DM: Episode Three Season Two.

BT: That’s awesome that you know that off hand! How do you know that?

DM: Um…Lucky guess.

BT: Well perfect! Thanks for your time!

DM: You too. Take care!

BitTorrent Resurrects The Dead

Friday, September 7th, 2007

This week has been an absolute low point in Torrent history. It seems that some malicious and powerful people (we’ll just call them “super villains”) used BitTorrent for the powers of evil instead of good, and Stan Lee’s own Marvel Comics was the first to report on this situation.

Klaw is back.

FF Bittorrent
That’s right, in Fantastic Four #549, Black Panther’s arch-nemesis Klaw (a being made of sound that can convert sound-waves into physical matter) was cloned by fellow not-so-nice guy The Wizard from an audio sample obtained via BitTorrent.

The ramifications of this is amazing to me and brings up 1,001 questions. Who had that piece of Klaw? Where did they get it? Why the hell were they uploading it on BitTorrent to begin with? FF coverDoes this mean that there are potentially hundreds of people that could be downloading and cloning their own copy of Klaw? Are we on the verge of a Klaw epidemic? Did the Wizard use a private or public tracker? Maybe BitTorrent 6.0 Beta?

And what about other sound based supers out there? Could we copy Banshee and Siren’s voices capable of leveling buildings? Could the next Cold War begin with governments trying to download Blackbolt’s whispers in FLAC? Do we have to worry about some guy in Texas going all Dr. Decibel/Waco on us just because he’s got a fast internet connection? And let’s not even get into the morality issue of cloning.

This act of, dare I say terrorism, will set the Torrent community back 10 years. It’s hard enough trying to be taken seriously without having super villains running around with bowling balls on their heads cloning serial killers that have satellite dishes for hands. It’s a weird world.

Tune in for updates on this horrific situation and be sure to pick up your own copy of FF #549!

Buffy Fans Love Kool-Aid

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

I just started getting into Firefly and I have to say, it’s pretty damn good!

Firefly

I was never one of those Buffy addicts or Serenity junkies or anything, but I thought it was alright. I’ve read Joss Whedon’s stuff on Astonishing X-Men (best “X” writing in years), but otherwise I never followed his work. The more people I talk to about Whedon, the more I’m realizing just how obsessive his audience is. In fact, I’d say Whedon’s fans are so insane and zealous, that they’re about one bowl of punch away from a cult. I feel like I’m just being awakened to this whole new world. It’s like I’m Heath Ledger in The Order and I’m finding this underground organization that’s older and more powerful than anyone could suspect. Joss Whedon’s fans seem like they only come in two types: There’s single 25-30 year old women that watched Buffy in high school and college and aren’t getting past that, and then there’s lonely 25-30 year old males that have become disillusioned with the Star Wars franchise and need a new god. You don’t really find people that think his work is just ok. His fans wear shirts bearing his likeness and slogans, sign onto one of the thousands of message boards out there for him (149,000 results for “‘Joss Whedon’ message boards” says Google), and otherwise set up shrines in his name. It’s an almost creepy kind of obsession that is the beginning of a new religion. You either love Buffy or hate it; there’s not much ambivalence to Joss’s work. And as a 25-30 year old male disillusioned with the Star Wars franchise, I wonder which camp I’ll fall into? Feel free to pass the Kool-Aid.