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1. Fairy Godmother Tycoon
Good God, where do I begin with how awful this concept is. I hope someone got fired and executed for this one.

2. Coffee Tycoon
Who wouldn’t want to be the manager of a Starbucks? Well, managers of Starbucks and EVERYONE ELSE wouldn’t.

3. Mall Tycoon 3
Apparently their fan base of 15 year old girls is massive because they made this game three times.

4. Mall Of America Tycoon
Make that four times.

5. Moon Tycoon
Critters In Space, Jason In Space, Leprechaun In Space. A good clue that your franchise is no longer just a steaming pile of shit, but rather a petrified white turd of what it once was.

6. Cinema Tycoon Gold
Now with virtual film reel threading and popcorn sweeping action!

7. Fish Tycoon
It’s a fish breeding sim game. Please don’t make me explain why this is fricking dumb.

8. Lemonade Tycoon
Really? A lemonade stand? They think my time can’t be spent in ANY better way than to pretend to run a lemonade stand? REALLY?

9. Carnival Cruise Line Tycoon
It’s as interesting as watching your grandparents’ vacation video of the Caribbean.

10. Bass Tournament Tycoon
Because NASCAR simulators and Virtual Wife Beater weren’t enough to make you white trash.