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Blind But Not Dumb

shintaro-md.jpgZatoichi movies are in the house. It’s this great Japanese samurai series of old about a somewhat goofy, boozing, blind as a bat, nomadic masseur who’s packing more than meets the eye. His cane is in fact a concealed sword and he’ll cut noses off if foolishly attacked. Sure he can’t see, but he can hear and sense any movement (swinging sword, launched arrow), so he’s often working ten to twenty heavies like no tomorrow. And DO NOT fight the guy at night. You’ll be extra dust.

But Zatoichi’s a good guy, almost a handicapped, loner Robin Hood of the feudal Japanese countryside. Shintaro Katsu inhabited the role from 1962-78 (and in ‘89), spanning some 26 movies and 100 TV episodes. (Beat Takeshi directed and starred in a pretty all right 2003 remake.)

The most common plot in the series is Zatoichi mowing down the Yakuza gangs that are oppressing the poor farmers. There’s usually a great gambling scene in which Zatoichi can hear that different dice are being used by cheating shmucks trying to pull the wool over him. At times, he slices the dice in half, and then goes apeshit.

Of note: Shintaro Katsu’s brother is Tomisaburo Wakayama (different fathers?) who played the Shogun Assassin and also made an indelible appearance in The Bad News Bears Go To Japan.

So check out these Zatoichi movies. You’ll love ‘em. And savor the fact that Blind Fury with Rutger Hauer is a curious American take on the tale. Perhaps a better Western adaptation is the superhero Daredevil, who was also based on the character.

2 Responses to “Blind But Not Dumb”

  1. Rebecca Says:

    Y’know? I’d love to check out some of these movies recommended. I have only one problem. Most of these films you have for sale seem to be available only in the US.

    Why is this? Why is the UK discriminated against like this? I would dearly love to buy some of the great movies shown here given half a chance, but everytime I find one I like the look of, my only option would be to move to the USA which obviously I can’t do.

    How abouts letting some of these movies get to the UK as well? Please?

    Reb.

  2. Russ T Says:

    Simple reason… The studios don’t always give us worldwide rights for every film. The easiest way to sort through films that are available in your territory is to use the Availability pull-down menu that appears at the top of every search page. Choose “worldwide” and you’ll see which films are available.

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