Rick Ocasek From The Doors
Let’s talk NBA. How about that seven-for-one Kevin Garnett trade? Whoa. And the coolest part? KG kept saying, “Bet on us to win it.” Now let’s keep muffling his sentence into one mish-mashed word: “Betonustowinit”… “Bitwinnit”… “BitTorrent.” Yes, he actually said, “BitTorrent.” Can’t buy that kind of advertising, especially from a former MVP. Go Celtics.
For all you “polymorphously perverse” people out there, Annie Hall is being released on TitanTownDisc. Unfamiliar with this curious format? Well, it’s this super new technology with deluxe packaging that’s apparently all ergonomic. But why pick Annie Hall for their maiden release? Your guess is as good as ours. Heck, does this company really exist? (Or did some idiot just need an excuse to quote that movie’s cool line, “polymorphously perverse”?)
Ok, I saw Sunshine last weekend. Not that Ralph Fiennes movie, but the new Danny Boyle sci-fi flick. Man, the sun can be such a dick! It fries many astronauts to ash, including one character that became addicted to gazing upon it. The sun as crack? It even drives a captain insane, to where he thinks he’s one with God. Nice to see whatshisface as a good guy again. He was way too disturbing as a villain in Red Eye and Batman Begins.
And have you seen this Pathfinder poster?
Holy Frank Frazetta!
Lastly, I once passed by Ric Ocasek and Paulina Porizkova on the busy sidewalks of Harvard Square. I was young, so I shouted, “Ric Ocasek from The Doors!” Everyone within earshot freeze-framed, even Ric and Paulina. I was wrong. It happens.



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